'ello, quandale dingle here!

i was caught running thy opp's pockets in the streets of london

my grandfather, hillary arthur zinkeynut, was aprehended in a matter of minutes after trying to rob a fish and chips shack

my acquaintance henry bartholomew dinglenut was caught giving his lemonade hose twistie wisties

i forgot to dispose of my feces and made a big whoopsey in my diapey wipey.